hobie237
2nd June 2008, 13:27
What a useless garment.
It serves no functional purpose whatsoever. It does not provide warmth. It does not cover enough frontal area to be sufficient as a bib when eating, and even if it did, you'd have to change it to a clean one.
Think of the sum total of all the productivity that is lost each day tying and untying neckties, and the additional losses where an individual does not know how to tie said necktie, forcing his roommate to tie it for him!
Think of all the wasted energy and resources to produce and sell the useless items!
The wasted creativity to design them!
The European Union Parliament was smart enough to ban neckties so that they could save on air conditioning costs- we should all follow suit.
Men of the world, rise up and throw your neckties to the wind! Free yourselves of their strangling grasp once and for all!
It serves no functional purpose whatsoever. It does not provide warmth. It does not cover enough frontal area to be sufficient as a bib when eating, and even if it did, you'd have to change it to a clean one.
Think of the sum total of all the productivity that is lost each day tying and untying neckties, and the additional losses where an individual does not know how to tie said necktie, forcing his roommate to tie it for him!
Think of all the wasted energy and resources to produce and sell the useless items!
The wasted creativity to design them!
The European Union Parliament was smart enough to ban neckties so that they could save on air conditioning costs- we should all follow suit.
Men of the world, rise up and throw your neckties to the wind! Free yourselves of their strangling grasp once and for all!